The most tasteless little thing I've ever seen
Completely out of style
In awful colors

Oh, baby
Oh, baby
If I fix you
Can I keep you?

Shall we walk hand in hand for a couple of hours?
My garden is full of rocks and Baudelaire's flowers
Oh, baby
Say maybe
I'll pick you
And stick to you

What you've heard about me isn't right
I won't break your heart
I don't bite

But if you ask me for the truth, sweet baby
I'll be straight to you
You have tonight
Only tonight to change your mind

Oh, the little things you do
The little things you don't
I've heard it all before
Please tell me what you want
Oh baby
Oh baby
I'll see to you
I'll see to you

We can dance a ragtime dance after midnight hour
We can drink until we're higher than the Eiffel Tower
But baby
You won't see me
Walking in circles

What you've heard about me isn't right
I won't break your heart
I don't bite
But if you ask me for the truth, sweet baby
I'll be straight to you
You have tonight
Only tonight to change your mind