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[Intro]

Gsus4    Gsus4

[Verse 1]

Gsus4
At the bottom of the stairway
Gsus4                                  Am
I turned round as I was ready to leave - and said:
C                   Gsus4                 Gsus4
  "Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
Gsus4
Well, they might not mean that much to you
         Gsus4                            Am
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
C                   Gsus4                Gsus4
  So, can I have my balls back, please?

[Chorus]

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
G
I can't really be a man
F                            E       N.C.
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah

[Verse 2]

    Gsus4
So, I went to New York City
   Gsus4                                Am
To see a doctor thinking maybe that he
C                      Gsus4           Gsus4
  Would understand the state I was in
            Gsus4
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
        Gsus4                                Am
But you see the same thing's happened to me."
            C                         Gsus4                     Gsus4
So, now I'm home - and I'm asking you just once more - please!

[Chorus]

                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
                  Bm
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
                  C
Oh, can I have my balls back, please?
G
I can't really be a man
F                            E
Look at me I'm down on my knees, yeah

[Bridge]

          Am
Oh, and I don't know
            C
How much longer
                        Gsus4*
I can live my life like this

[Instrumental]

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                         Bring 'em back

Gsus4    Gsus4   Am    C
Gsus4    Gsus4    Gsus4    Gsus4   Am    C
Gsus4    Gsus4

[Chorus]

                    Bm
Aaah, can I have my balls back, please?
              C
Can I have my balls back, please?
G
How am I gonna get through my life
F                               E
If you don't return them to me? - Oh, no no
                  Bm
So, can I have my balls back, please?
                    C
Yeah, can I have my balls back, please?
      G
Oooh, I can't really be a man
F                            E
Look at me I'm down on my knee-ee-ee-ees

[Bridge]

          Am
Oh, and I don't know
            C
How much longer
                        Gsus4
I can live my life like this

[Outro]

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                       Come on

Gsus4    Gsus4

Gsus4
Bring 'em back
Gsus4                            Gsus4    Gsus4
  They're no use to you anymore

Gsus4    Gsus4       Gsus4    Gsus4

Gsus4          Gsus4
Papapa-papalapa
    Gsus4
Oh, bring them back to me!