When a man is feeling lonely,
And he thinks he's down and out
Theres only one sure thing to make him sing
To make him scream and shout.

When he needs a little comfort
It's his woman that he'd miss
The loving arms and glowing warmth
Where can he find a girl like this?

In the.. Yellow Pages
It's the girls we all adore
And for a reasonable price
She'll make a cucumber look nice
And you can hit the dance floor

And maybe..

End the night off naked
Rolling all around the floor
It's the girls
Of the Yellow Pages