standard tuning
EBGDAE

INTRO:

E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--|
D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--|
A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--|
E|------------------------------------------|

INTRO CONT:

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---|
D|---------------7--7-----------------7-|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

VERSE:
  When I first saw her, gee I liked that girl
  Even before her first pubic hair would curl
  Then old Hubey said hey dude check this out
  Man that 13-year-old punk rocker's chest started to sprout
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-7-7-7-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-7-7-7-|x4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-5-5-5-|
E|-------------------------|
 
  And we all love her - Ursula
  We all love her
  Ursula We all love her
  Ursula-aaa-aaaah-aaaaah
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-------------------------|


CHORUS:
  Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------|
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------|
A|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-------7-------|
E|---------------------------------|

  'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright
  Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight
  Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude
  Ursula finally has tits
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x 4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-------------------------------------|

RIFF: 

E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--|
D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--|
A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---|
D|---------------7--7-----------------7-|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

VERSE 2:
  She went to the drugstore and I saw what she bought
  Maxi-pads, tampons, and a training bra
  Eyeshadow, lipstick, smoking cigarettes
  I think there's something that she needs to get off her chest
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-------------------------|

  And we all love her - Ursula
  We all love her
  Ursula We all love her
  Ursula-aaa-aaaah-aaaaah
E|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-------------------------|


CHORUS:
  Our attention's undivided...Dammit we're excited!
E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------|
D|-7-7-7-7-9-9-9-9-7-------9-------|
A|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-------7-------|
E|---------------------------------|

  'Cause Ursula finally has tits- Alright
  Ursula finally has tits - Outta sight
  Ursula finally has tits - Check it out dude
  Ursula finally has tits
E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-|
D|-2-2-2-7-7-7-7-7-7-2-2-2-9-9-9-9-9-9-| x 4
A|-0-0-0-5-5-5-5-5-5-0-0-0-7-7-7-7-7-7-|
E|-------------------------------------|


Outro: 

E|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--|
D|-2~--------9~----7~---2~--------9~----7~--| x2
A|-0~--------7~----5~---0~--------7~----5~--|
E|------------------------------------------|

E|--------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------|
G|-6-6-7-6-4-6-4------4-6-6-7-6-4-6-4---|
D|---------------7--7-----------------7-|
A|--------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------|

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B|---|
G|-2-|
D|-2-|
A|-0-|
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