We worship Ozzy osbourne
jerkin off n' watchin' kiddy porn
gonna sacrifice the niegbours cat
on the altar we built out back
and late at nite when the moon is bright
satan calls and leads us by the balls
to the heavy metal black orgy of blood
mommy thinks its just another phase,
she'll be on the altar on of these days
suburban demon football jocks
in a daisy chain jerkin each others cocks
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Geraldo thinks its a big conspiracy
its just common idiocy
inverted crosses are so cool
we're a pretty dangerous bunch of fools
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