Make Your Way Through Mirrored Halls
See the Boys With All Their Dolls
A Pretty Maze, Like Candied Streets
U Feel a Thrill When Your Eyes Meet
U Pick the One With the Feathered Hair
But I'm the One That Makes the Boys Stare
There's a Room, Or So I'm Told
Where the Dj Rocks and We Don't Grow Old
Would U Like 2 Take a Ride?
All U Have 2 Do Is Come Inside

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Say Hello 2 the Room Where the Party's Jumpin'
Where the Boys All Freak 'cause Boots Are Bumpin'
Where the Girls Are Naughty and Always Saying
"Yes U Can, Yes U Can, Yes U Can"

U Got On Your Money Rags
And Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
And Mama's Got Her Hot Pants On
While in the Back, the Beat Goes On
Would U Like 2 Come Along?
Then Shut Up and Sing This Song

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The Boys Are Pale
The Girls Are Soft As Nails
The Band Strikes Up and It Starts 2 Wail
There's a Price On Everything
It's Not Cheap 2 Buy Your Dreams

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