All guitars standard tuned 
E A D G B e
T: 3/4
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Intro: Dm        Dsus2        Gm6         Gm                ?(5777xx) ?(3x222x)
e|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|---------6-----------5------------4-----------3-------------------------2------
G|-------7---7-------7---7--------3---3-------3---3---------------7-----2---2----
D|-----7-------7---7-------7----5------5----5-------5-----------7-----2------2---
A|---5-----------5--------------------------------------------7------------------
E|----------------------------3-----------3-----------3--4--5-------3------------
  ISTO É TOCADO DURANTE TODO O VERSO        


REFRÃO

     F#                         G
e|-----------------------------------------------------
B|-------2-----2-------2-----2-----3-------3--------3--
G|-----2-----2------2------2-----4------4--------4-----
D|---4-----4-----4-------4-----5-----5--------5--------
A|-----------------------------------------------------
E|---2-----2-----2-------2-----3-----3--------3--------



Dm
drag him out the window 

dragging out your dead 

singing i miss you 
Dsus2
snakes and ladders 
         Gm6
flip the lid

out pops the cracker 
Gm
smacks you in the head 

knifes you in the neck
                 ?(5777xx)
kicks you in the teeth 

steel toe caps 
    ?(3x222x)
takes all your credit cards

get up get the gunge
Dm
get the eggs 

get the flan in the face

the flan in the face 
Dsus2
the flan in the face
Gm6
dance you fucker dance you fucker

don't you dare
Gm
don't you dare

don't you flan in the face
?(5777xx)
take it with the love is given

take it with a pinch of salt
?(3x222x)
take it to the taxman
Dm
let me back let me back

i promise to be good
Dsus2
don't look in the mirror 
Gm6
at the face you don't recognize

help me call the doctor
Gm
put me inside
          ?(5777xx)
put me inside 
put me inside 
put me inside
?(3x222x)
put me inside



F#m
i keep the wolf from the door

but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone 

tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children 

if i don't pay the ransom
D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops


Dm Am Bb F A  x2
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Dm Am Bb A
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Dm
walking like a giant crane
Dsus2
with my x ray eyes i strip you naked 
     Gm6
in a tight little world and are you on the list?
Gm
Stepford wives who are we to complain?
?(5777xx)
Investments and dealers investments and dealers

cold wives and mistresses. 
?(3x222x)
cold wives and sunday papers.

Dm Gm6 Gm  ?(5777xx)
(...?????????????)
?(3x222x)
so why don't get up and turn the tape off? 



F#
i keep the wolf from the door 

but he calls me up
G
calls me on the phone 

tells me all the ways that hes gonna mess me up
F#m
steal all my children

if i don't pay the ransom 
D
but i'll never see him again
     G
if i squeal to the cops


Dm Gm A
Oh ...