Found an orange fleece in the dumpster
I found an orange fleece in the dumpster
It was a women's extra large
It was a brand new Patagonia
So I put it in my car

Still got my mind
Still got my mullet
Still got my mustache
I still got my trumpet
And I feel fine

I used to ride my bike in the summer
I used to ride my bike in the summer
Almost every single day
I would get heckled by teenagers
They had lots of things to say

Got nothing to lose
I'm willing to die
I already lost my virginity
When I was twenty five
When I was twenty five
When I was twenty five

I got these friends that I only hear from
Maybe every couple years
It's nice to know they care about me
It's like music to my ears

Where have you been
You know it's a sin
I say yeah man I know
I was ready to go
When I was twenty five
When I was twenty five
When I was twenty five
When I was twenty five

Still got my mind
Still got my mullet
Still got my mustache
Still got my trumpet
Still got that fleece
And I still got my bike rack
And I feel fine