D       E       F        E
E|----------------------------------|
B|-----7-------9-------10-------9---|
G|-----7-------9-------10-------9---|
D|----------------------------------|
A|--5-------7-------8--------7------|
E|----------------------------------|

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
I am a wealthy barrister
D       E       F       E
About 100 bucks a word
D       E       F       E
I've got a plum stuck in my mouth
A                  G
I'm really such a, really such a
D       E       F       E
turd

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
I attended PAC
D       E             F      E
I meet a wife at the prefects' ball
D       E       F       E
I am the elder fotheringay
A                       G
And she was apprentice, she was apprentice
D       E       F       E
whore

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
I passed my matriculation
D       E       F       E
Four Ds and a C
D       E       F       E
Daddy bought be a Mercedes Benz
A                          G
And he bought me a law de', brought me a law
D       E       F       E
degree

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
I voted for Mal Fraser
D       E       F       E
Was the decent thing to do
D       E       F       E
Was a vote against the communists
A                       G
And I hope that you did, Hope that you did
D       E       F       E
too

[Chorus]
A                               G
I love to read the bulletin and watch the ABC
A                               G
I love to wear by well-informed opinions constantly
A                                       G
All my friends are professionals from polite society
A
So come and sing the middle class Liberal
G                       F
I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with
D       E       F       E
me

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
I bought a brand new Range Rover
D       E       F       E
The outback is a lark
D       E       F       E
I slip it into four-wheel drive
A                       G
At gates of national, gates of national
D       E       F       E
park

[Verse]
D       E       F       E
Oh the working class are out of place
D       E       F       E
When they are on strike
D       E       F       E
I drive my Jag in circles
        A                       G
Trying to knock them off their, Knock them off their
D       E       F       E
bikes

[Chorus]
A                               G
I love to read the bulletin and watch the ABC
A                               G
I love to wear by well-informed opinions constantly
A                                       G
All my friends are professionals from polite society
A
So come and sing the middle class Liberal
G                       F
I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with
A
Come and sing the middle class Liberal
                                                D
I've got a home in Beaumont Rag with me.