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I'm in the RSL, I joined the Lions club Friday 
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My support of sport is thought of highly 
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I'm a Class 6 clerk in the PCD 
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And who the hell is Ayatollah Khomeni? 

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It doesn't matter to me 
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It doesn't matter to me 
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV 

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Well I prune in June and I plant in October
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And I write to the council when a sign gets knocked over 
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I always say that channel 10 news is best 
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Especially when the weather girl wears a low cut dress

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It doesn't matter to me 
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It doesn't matter to me 
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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Well I lost a some money on Newganhand
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To be quite frank i bought a piece land 
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The cops dug it up it really was a drag 
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A whole pile of guns and 2 tonnes of scag

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It doesn't matter to me 
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It doesn't matter to me 
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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Well, my wife ran of to a Women's Shelter 
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She didn't understand me or why I had to belt her 
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My Daughter carries candles for the festival of light 
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The fridge is full of beer and I'm all right 

And
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It doesn't matter to me 
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It doesn't matter to me 
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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My son's gone of to the Eastern war 
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And Killen wrote a letter explaining what for 
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It's the very first job the boy's ever held 
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He'll learn a good trade while he sees the world 

And
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It doesn't matter to me 
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It doesn't matter to me 
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I'll sit home and watch you all on my colour TV

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I'm watching colour TV
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Thanking god it's not me 
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OPEC, Exxon and ITT 
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Presenting World War Three