Intro: repeat C to D, playing a single strum then pick 
the e and B string, then strum
Do same for both chords, and in a few other chords in 
the song, such as the D in the
Continue this pattern into the verses

[Verse]

C                        D             C
Mott the Hoople and the Game of Life. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
 yeah
C                     D              C
Andy Kaufman in the wrestling match. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah
C                     D                    C
Monopoly, twenty one, checkers, and chess. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah
C                        D                 C
Mister Fred Blassie in a breakfast mess. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah
C                       D             C
Let's play Twister, let's play Risk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah
C                          D              C
See you in heaven if you make the list. Yeah, yeah, 
yeah, yeah

[Bridge]

(Strum normally, but, for the G, play suspended notes 
also, to fill out the sound)

Am                            G        Am
        G
Hey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you
 locked in the punch?
Am                           G      C                
Hey Andy, are you goofing on Elvis? Hey baby, are we 
        D
losing touch?

[Chorus]

(just strum)

G       Am       C          Bm         G
        D
If you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the 
moon
G       Am       C            Bm       G
      Am
If you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then 
nothing is cool

[Instrumental]

(consists of Em and D, but vary with suspended notes, 
so Em can go to
and D can go to Dsus2)

Chords used
C - x32010
D - xx0232
Am - x02210
G - 320003
Bm - x24432
Em - 022000