The Sidewinder sleeps Tonight

Intro: D   G  C  Am
       D   G  C  Am
       D   G  C  Am
Then:
  C               Em
e|---------0-----|---------0--------- 
B|-------------1-|-------------0----- 
G|--0------------|--0---------------- 
D|--2------------|--2---------------- 
A|--3------------|--2---------------- 
E|---------------|--0---------------- 

F                                          C
This here is the place where I will be staying
      F
There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
C                                 F
Let it ring a long long long long time
                             Am                    C            F           C
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more,  Ohhhhhhh...
   F                                        Am                             C
If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleep, sleep, sleeps in a coil
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C    Em  {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
                 F
There are scratches all around the coin slot
        C                                 F
Like a heartbeat baby trying to wake up
                          C
But this machine can only swallow money
                            F
you can't lay a patch by computer design
              Am                      C
Just a lot of stupid, stupid signs
F          C
Tell her
F                        C                                     F
Tell her she can kiss my ass, then laugh and say that you were only kidding.
                               Am                             C
That way she'll know that it's really, really, really, really me, me.
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C    Em  {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
 F
Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me.
     C                                                  F
Today I need something more sub - s(tub) - sub - substantial.
                                          C
A can of beans or black-eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
    F                             Am                   C
A Candy bar, a fallen star, or a reading from Doctor Suess
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
C    Em  {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
Bridge:
{Here's how to pick the chords in the bridge}:
  Bm              Am                C
e|---------2------|---------0------|-------0------ 
B|-------------3--|-------------1--|------------1- 
G|----------------|----------------|-------------- 
D|----------------|----------------|-------------- 
A|-2--------------|-0--------------|-3------------ 
E|----------------|----------------|-------------- 

Bm                            Am
The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way.
Bm                                 Am
 Always had a smile and a reason to pretend,
          Bm                                    Am
But their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep, but to dream
C                 Em
 The sidewinder sleeps on his back.
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F#   D  D/F#      G5           C9   G5                 Am
   I can always sleep standing up.  Call me when you try to wake her
C    Em  {Play using above riff}
Ohhhh.....
D  D/F# D           D/F#        G5      C9   G5                 Am
   Call me when you try to wake her up, call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F#   D  D/F#      G5           C9   G5                 Am
   I can always sleep standing up.  Call me when you try to wake her
D  D/F#   D  D/F#      G5           C9   G5                 Am
   I can always sleep standing up.  Call me when you try to wake her
  C                         Em      D/A
We've got to moogie moogie move on this one.