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Do, do you remember back in middle school
Am
When my trunks fell down
Bb          C
At the pool


F
Everyone laughed
F
Except for you
Am
You just let me hold you
Bb            C
In my bedroom


F
Our freshman year when
F
Julie McNight
Am
Dumped me because of my overbite


F
I cried all night
F
All over you
Am
You didn't seem to mind
    Bb           C
My tears or my drool


F              Bb       F
I could always hold you tight
 F
(My favorite pillow)
F                        Bb    F
So soft, so cool on your other side
 F
(My favorite pillow)


F
In my eyes
F
You've been nothing but classy
Am
But everybody's saying
Am
You're nasty


F
Full of fungus,
F
It can't be true
Am
Laden with bacteria
Bb      C
No, not you



F
But the thing
F
That really did me in
Am
I learned your full of dust mite excrements


F
And those dead skin cells
F
May be mine
Am
But knowing what's in you,
  Bb             C
I can't sleep at night


F                       Bb        F
We've been through both thick and thin
 F
(Because you're a pillow)
F                     Bb     F
It's hard to say this is the end
 F
(My favorite pillow)


F                 Bb         F
It's not me, it's definitely you
 F
(I'll get a new pillow)
F              
You're a body fluid sponge,
Bb        F
And we're through
[let ring]
(I'm getting a new you)