Back in late 2008, the thing that was all the rage
Millions of you, watched shiba inu puppies, didn't you?
Live 24 hours a day, they eat, sleep, bark, poo and play

But now those puppies are dogs
And it's just not the same at all
So, what do you want?
The next time you hop online
If we can only read your mind

We'd crack the code, to live viral video (live viral video)
But you don't even know what you want until you see it
So we will conceive it and convince you that you need it
Please remain seated, until the procedure is completed

It's live on the internet
But, can't get enough of it
It's live on the internet
But, can't get enough of it

Even we though we've mapped the human genome
We still can't predict the next live web phenome
We know so much, we've come so far
But when it comes to this, we're still in the dark

I feel like a baby, a small helpless baby
A small helpless baby, trying to make gravy
A peruvian llama, trying to put on pajamas
A two-toed sloth, trying to play golf

It's live on the internet
But, can't get enough of it
It's live on the internet
But, can't get enough of it