Rub Some Bacon On It

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Rub Some Bacon On It - Rhett and Link
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Tabbed by: JohnnySZS
Notes: Fun song, really simple; thought I'd tab it for y'all.
The little ongoing themes in the background are really simple also, so I'll tab them here too.
Couldn't get the chorus chords exactly, but I did the best I could do.
Listen to the song here:
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| When playing the G chords in the verses 2 to 4, play it twice quickly |
| then stop the strings.                                                |
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Ongoing Theme 1:
 First                  Later
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B|----------------| |---3---2---3------| 
G|----0-------0---| |------------------| 
D|--------4-------| |0-----------------| 
A|----------------| |------------------| 
E|3---------------| |------------------| 


Ongoing Theme 2:

e|--------3---------3-------3-3---0-3-3-------------------------------------|       
B|0---3---------3---------3--------------3----------------------------------|       
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Intro:

G

Verse 1:

G
911 what's your emergency?
I nailed my finger to a birdhouse accidentally
Do your have some bacon (bacon?)
Bacon, That's right
I have bacon left over from dinner last night
Rub some bacon on it. What?
On your hand just do it
Rub some bacon on it
                            D
That's all there is to it?

Verse 2:

            G
What if I dropped my phone?
Rub some bacon on it
       G
or encounter my clone?
Rub some bacon on it
        G
I get mononucleosis
Rub some bacon on it
    G
My nude pics get posted

Chorus:

G
Rub some bacon on it
C
Rub some bacon on it
G
Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah

Verse 3:

         G
My home gets foreclosed
Rub some bacon on it
    G
My cat explodes
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I wake up in a trunk
Rub some bacon on it
     G
My friend goes steampunk
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I meet real pirates
Rub some bacon on it
            G
There's an akward silence
                 G
I say something unintentionally racist
Rub some bacon on it
       G
I'm a adult with braces
Rub some bacon on it
 G
I can't swim
Rub some bacon on it
     G
I'm visited by Mr. Timn

Chorus:

G
Rub some bacon on it
C
Rub some bacon on it
G
Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah

G  C  G  D

Verse 4:


Bacon hotline, What's your problem?
           G
What if I feed the troll?
Rub some bacon on it
      G
I'm attacked by a narwhal
Rub some bacon on it
      G
The apocalypse started
Rub some bacon on it
   G
I think I might have sharted

Chorus:

G
Rub some bacon on it
C
Rub some bacon on it
G
Rub some bacon on it
D7
Yeah