Space Junk

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We've got the greatest job on Earth
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And we're not even on Earth
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We're orbiting the world, you see

Collecting space debris
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Expended rockets, expired satellites
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Circling the globe, endangering space flight

We're the guys cleaning up the mess
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Putting astronauts' families' fears to rest


[Pre-Hook]
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You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy
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Even a paint chip would take off my arm
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Traveling at orbital velocity


[Hook]
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Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
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We make it safe for shuttles to fly
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We're trash men, weightless trash men!
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Cleaning up the crap you left behind


[Verse 2]
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We got hit by Soviet trash last year
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From the cosmonauts on Mir
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But our worst memory was when we

Were sprayed by frozen pee
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Here's some old bag of  toiletries (What's in it?)
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Sunscreen and hydrocortisone cream
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And the ashes of Gene RoddenberrY
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Ah! Tom Hank's script from Apollo 13!


[Pre-Hook]
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You wouldn't believe the premium on my life insurance policy
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Even a toenail would cut off my head
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Traveling at orbital velocity


[Hook]
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Collectin' space junk, space waste, space stuff
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Living the cosmic custodian life
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We're trash men, weightless trash men!
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Scouring space while trying not to die!