F              C                F              C
  I'm only here for you--in the middle of this mess
F       C                           G
  I'm only here to quench your thirst
F         C             F           C
  It's not my fault that when I'm pressed
F    C                        G
  a little juice comes out first

[pre-chorus:] (F C Am G)
               F
it's just so embarrassing
                              C
you standing right there, staring right through me
                         Am
all I want is for you to use me
                       G
I may be free, but I'm not cheap!

[chorus:] (C F C G)
C              F                  C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
      G              C
where nobody notices me
            F        C
No colorful logo, no fizzy flow
        G
on this soft drink machine
C                 F
  Got it pretty bad
        C           G                C        F  C
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab

[verse 2:]
F             C          F       C
  I'm a little guy--with insecurities
F     C                             G
  I ain't got what these other guys give
            F        C             F         C
But what I lack in pizzazz, I make up in purity
F          C                        G
  Please--just touch me and we'll live
 
[pre-chorus:] (F C Am G)
               F
it's just so embarrassing
                            C
Hi-C or Minute Maid looking down on me!
                 Am
carbonation's overrated!
                            G
and baby, I givin you no calories!

[chorus:] (C F C G)
C              F                  C
Hanging here beneath the lemonade label
G
not very prominent
C              F                    C
  who knew I'd falter, when bottled water
  G
became so dominant
C                 F
  Got it pretty bad
        C           G                C         F C
I'm the lonely, sad, little water dispensing tab