A                  D               A
Well I see there ain't a whole lot of alternatives
                                   B             E
Woh  walk in a room and I know somethin' gotta give
    A                  A7/C#
Well life is a choice  well that's what they say
     D                              B7/Eb
But this has got to be the toughest one to make
A                              E                  
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly rate

[Interlude]
D G D A  (2x)

     A
Yeah  never mind about the state of economy
D
Never mind about the worries of ecology
A                            B           E
There's a showroom with the outmost variety
A                  A7/C#
Will it be number 9  12 or 84
D                              B7/Eb
Take your pick  it's time for knockin' on heaven's door
A                    E           D C# 
Satisfaction of a longtime fantasy

F#                         G       
Life is a choice  well that's what they say
     D                                C       
But this has got to be the toughest one to make
A                            E                      
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly rate

[Interlude]
D G D A  (2x)

A
Never mind about the rumors of civil war
D       
Never mind about the latest on the movie stars
A                          B             E
All I want is just to spend time in privacy
A                    A7/C#
Just relax in my red lighted cubicle
D                       B7/Eb
If she's pretty  boy  it's got to be a miracle
A                    E           D A       
Satisfaction of a longtime fantasy

[Instrumental]
A D   (3x)
B   
E  D A   (2x)
E  F G G       
D G D A   (2x)

A
Never mind about destruction of society
D
Never mind about mental anxiety
A                      B          E
We will do a number over the anatomy
A                  A7/C#
Just remember to treat her in a gentle way
D                        B7/Eb
You might need her come sunny or a rainy day
A                     E              D C#
When you come back here for another day

F#                         G       
Life is a choice  well that's what they say
     D                                C       
But this has got to be the toughest one to make
A                            E                      D G
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly rate  aw

        A                  D               A
Well I see there ain't a whole lot of alternatives
                                   B             E
Woh  walk in a room and I know somethin' gotta give
 A                  A7/C#
Life is a choice  well that's what they say
     D                              B7/Eb
But this has got to be the toughest one to make
A                              E                  
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly 
D
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly
F                             E        D
"Powder or lotion" said the woman with the hourly rate

[Outro]
D G D A   (3x)
D G        A A