G  D  C  D (2x)

[Verse 1]
   G                        C  D
I see this woman everyday
   G                                    C  D
Dancin' on the corner at the Gas & Pay
   G                                           C  D
Whirlin' and twirlin' in the bright sunshine
   G                                      C  D
With her earbuds on and a cardboard sign
  C                                    G
They say that she once was a workin' girl
  C                                                D
It's a wigged out, wierded out, wild and a wacky world

[Chorus]
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C    D
Get ready for confetti,      everyday
  G   D    C    D
                everyday

[Verse 2]
   G                                C  D
I knew this psychic many years ago
   G                         C  D
He'd been abducted by a UFO
   G                            C  D
They took him to another galaxy
   G                                          C  D
He read their fortunes and they set him free
   C                           G
He once was very famous scientist
   C                                        D
Said livin' in the future is to hard to resist

[Chorus]
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C    D
Get ready for confetti,      everyday
  G   D    C    D
                everyday

[Instrumental]
G D C D 

[Verse 3]
   G                                    C  D
I play the ponies and I look for clues
   G                               C  D
Hit the highway and I pay my dues
   G                                   C  D
I mind my business as I walk the line
   G                                      C  D
With my earbuds on and my cardboard sign
   C                           G
And when they say to go, I'll go
   C                            D
You never know what you don't know

[C]
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C       D
Get ready for confetti, hey hey hey
  G                D      C    D
Get ready for confetti,      everyday
  G   D    C    D
                everyday