Em C Em B


[Verse]
   Em                   D
We docked Port at noon, south of Seattle
      C                     B
I was chomping down on some glorious cattle
   Em                         D
For tonight we were going on a casino crawl
C                   B
Gamble our treasure, pleasure for all
   Em                           D
The first place we went, had an oderous stench
      C                   B
A smelly old hobo, and an ugly old wench
   Em                   D
I hoppped up to her, and winked in her direction
      C                       B
She gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection


[Pre Chorus]
C                 Em
With that we made haste
D        B
Into the night, what a sight
C               Em
There's more to enjoy
         D        B
Now lets go, ahoy


[Chorus]
        Em
Well we drunk, and we danced
        D
With my good eye I glanced
  A
A hotter wench
        B
With my hook at full mast
     Em
Such beauty, what a booty
  D
I whipped out my flask
          A
To have a drink
        B
With my hook at full mast


[Break]
Em


[Verse]
   Em                           D
So i ditched that old carp, and put on my hat
      C                   B
I'm Captain Yarrface; I'm better than that
  Em                  D
I stumbled up, to the new bird I spied
   C                        B
I gave her the wink, worked last time I tried
  Em                D
To my surprise, she fell at me knees
C                         B
Pulled down my pants, and what did she see?
   Em                   D
She wasn't impressed, she'd seen it before
       C                       B
Though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore


[Pre Chorus]
C              Em
I picked up my hat
D               B
My pants and my gun, now lets run
C               Em
There's more to enjoy
         D        B
Now lets go, ahoy


[Chorus]
        Em
Well we drunk, and we danced
        D
With my good eye I glanced
  A
A hotter wench
        B
With my hook at full mast
     Em
Such beauty, what a booty
  D
I whipped out my flask
          A
To have a drink
        B
With my hook at full mast


[Break]
Em D C B  x2
C Em D B  x4


[Verse 3]
Em           C
Hold on a second
D   Em                C
Somebody's stolen my hat
               Em                      C   D
I'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub
A
Starting with you


[Instrumental]
Em C D  
Em C     
Em C D A   
Em C D    
Em C      
Em C D A 
Em   x4
Em C D  
Em C     
Em C D A   
Em C D    
Em C      
Em C D A

[Outro]
Em D C B  x4
Em