E
Call me collect, call me anytime you need to
A               E
I'll be waiting there


[Chorus 1]
A                           F#
If you've got a girlfriend, or a boyfriend
E                            A
I'll be on the line doing my level best


[Verse 2]
E
Call me an asshole, call me what you want to
A               E
I will love you still
E
Call me complaining, I will entertain you
A                   E
And tell it like it is


[Chorus 2]
A                         F#
If you start a band, well you can use my van
E                              A
I'll be in the crowd, doing my level best
     E                                       A           E
I'll scream with all my might 'cause it's my level best


[Verse 3]
E
Call me divided, call me at your lowest
A           E
I will belong to you
E
Call me at midnight, I can talk for hours
A               E
Discussing male privilege


[Chorus 3]
A                      F#
If you are in trouble, something illegal
E                              A
I'll be at your side, doing my level best
      E                           A           E
If it breaks me up inside it's my level best


[Verse 4]
E
Call me with bad news, tell me that you loved her
A             E
I will listen to you


[Chorus 4]
A                            F#
I will catch the next flight for any country
E                           A
I will risk it all to do my level best
    E                              A
I'd fly the plane myself and do my level best


[Instrumental]
E        A   E


[Chorus 5]
A                     F#
If you need a million borrowed by tomorrow
E                           A
I would rob a bank to do my level best
    E                         A
I'd smuggle in drugs, it's my level best
E                             A
I would kill a queen, it's my level best
  E                                 A
A thousand bright ideas, they're my level best


[Outro]
E   A   E   A
E   A   E   A
E   A   E   A