[intro sample on you're in a bad way version:]
Where is your respirator?
Nicked.
Hm?
Captain - kiss tell.
What?

[the song is an instrumental]

[outro sample on you're in a bad way version:]
Each year at this time, five-and-twenty past two, i'm peculiarly
Partial to a drop of traditional spong-bake. purchase or hire
Thirty-eight ripe spongs. wheel them home, and shoot them. then
Simply bake them, and eat them once. the end.