I’m so glad that you’re here,
Cheers for pouring my beer
Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star
Another day, without my way, I've got to get out of here
No more t.v. I'm losing me, so tired of this atmosphere

I know you think you're better so much better than me
You're trying to prove you're clever but just let me be
Won’t you remind me what was your name again
Smart boy, I'd rather be silly
Than listen to your bla bla bla of how to speak pretty
Smart boy I'd rather be stupid
Than listen to you yadda yadda of all the things you did

I'm so glad that you're here, thanks for pouring my beer
Won't you tell me what it's like to be a star
It's so great that we met, can I write you a check
Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge

Another drink so I won't sink
My tolerance goes up as my drink goes down
I know you think you're better so much better than me
You're trying to prove you're clever but just let me be
Won’t you remind me what was your name again
Smart boy, I'd rather be silly
Than listen to your bla bla bla of how to speak pretty

Smart boy I'd rather be stupid
Than listen to you yadda yadda of all the things you did
I’m so glad that we met, can I write you a check
Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge
Dude its cool that you’re here thanks for pouring my beer
Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star
Oh oh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh

Cause you’re a star, you’re a star
You’re a star yes you are
In the fishbowl of your mind, you’re a star
You’re a star in your car, to you’re groupies at the bar
You’re a star as long as you’re pouring the wine
I’m so glad that we met, can I write you a check
Or were all your words of wisdom free of charge
Dude its cool that you’re here, cheers for pouring my beer
Won’t you tell me what it’s like to be a star
Oh oh uh oh uh oh oh oh oh