Em/G                           C       G
My friend hates needles, but he's not chicken
C                G                 Em       D
Knows all the statistics, and his chance is slim
Em/G                      C       G
Making up excuses just to buy tin foil
 C                                G     D
erode all of the meat around his gangly coil
  Em/G                 C        G
I know a lot of men in hardcore bands
 C           G             Em  D
Collectively funding the Colombians
Em/G                           C        G
Straight-edge guys who turn to weed and beer
         C                         G        D
Now they all got divorced and they all grow beards


[Chorus]
    C         Em      D
Not me, I'm a pill man
    C         Em       D
Not me, I'm a pill man
    C          Em      B
Not me, it's a thrill, man
    C     D        G   C G  F#m
Not me, I like my pills,    oh


G C G C G Em D

[Verse 2]
Em/G                         C       G
Some say it's a simple and a sterile crutch
  C             G                Em       D
A number on the bottle and three lines of dust
 Em/G                  C    G
Killing brain cells in increments
   C                      G          D
To reel it all in 'til it all makes sense
       Em/G                         C         G
So you like to have a drink knowing you might drown
       C                      Em       D
In the Friday's bar where the dead go down
Em/G                C         G
Take opoids or your home-spun meth
C                             G        D
Claim that tripping helps you write the best


[Chorus]
C             Em    D
Not me, I'm a pill man
    C          Em    D
Not me, I'm a pill man
    C
Not me, it's a thrill, man
    C     D
Not me, I like
    C     D
Not me, I like
    C     D       G
Not me, I like my pills


[Chorus: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
    C         Em  D
Not me, I'm a pill man (The pills, not me)
    C           Em  D
Not me, I'm a pill man (You made your choice now)
    C         Em    D
Not me, I'm a fill man (Oh)

Hey, whoa
    C
Not me (You let me be)

Oh, oh
    C
Not me (Won't deal no more)

(Oh)

I'm a pill man


[Outro: Max Bemis and Brianna Collins]
    C       Em         D
Not me (The pills, not me)
    C        Em              D
Not me (You made your choice now)