What's the look that you're going for?
It's a loss, it's a loss, it's a total loss.
Best to not mix metaphors;
it's a wash, it's a wash, and it used to be your mattress.
…and I'm confused again.

Passed out on the kitchen floor;
you're a shock, you're a shock,
what a lovely shock.
Passed out with an open door;
it's a shock, it's a toss, it's an honest television.

And you're the last to know that we left hours ago.