Can everyone settle down please?
This isn't such a good time,
and anyone who thought it would be
just didn't read the fine lines.

But I guess we're getting too old.
I guess we're all just too tired.
So let's get into our big chair and stare into the big fire.

And doesn't it strike you as strange
that we got here in the first place,
with all the things we swore we would change
that we wanted in the worst way?
I guess I should be going.
I guess it's getting too late,
but I'll see you on the weekend,
and maybe on your birthday.

I don't know anyone anymore.

…but really it was no trouble at all.
Really, it was nothing.
It's time you should be getting off,
but thank you for coming.