Oh, I'll get you here
And I'll get you there
I haven't a problem
I'll get you anywhere
I'll beat you and whip you
But please do explain
Oh, what is the pleasure you get from such pain?
Oh, what is the pleasure you get from such pain?

Oh, I'm to serve you
And I'm here to please you
My aim is to satisfy your every need
Oh, I'll do whatever
You choose to command
But please don't expect me to understand

I'll tie you and bind you
And wait till you shout
And scream for release
To be allowed out
I'll bury you, sit on you
I'll find a way
To make you endure more and more pain each day
To make you endure more and more pain each day

Oh, I'm to serve you
And I'm here to please you
My aim is to satisfy your every need
Oh, I'll do whatever
You choose to command
But please don't expect me to understand

Oh, I just don't see
Why you like the pain
I just can't see it
It seems so inhumane
The whips and the cracks and the racks and the rope
Your life's becoming a sick twisted joke

Oh, I'm to serve you
And I'm here to please you
My aim is to satisfy your every need
Oh, I'll do whatever
You choose to command
But please don't expect me to understand

And just to relieve
Your obvious frustration
I'll try my hand at extreme strangulation
I'll learn to see you turn that shade of blue
It's hurting me much more than it's hurting you
It's hurting me much more than it's hurting you

Oh, now I can understand
The main attraction
To seeing you suffer that fatal reaction
I'll do whatever you choose to command
'Cause now I truly understand