When I first saw you
I was so confused
Cause if anyone would wave
I doubted it'd be you

Skip a week and we were pretty good friends
But then you opened your mouth
And I thought it would never end

Sharon it's early
In the morning
Your take on the great
Financial crisis isn't for me

Sharon just wait up
It's boring
Go and pester someone
That isn't me

And when it's time to go
She won't know the answer to
What's been going on

And it goes to show
Despite reading the
Financial Times being left
With nothing to say
The world live another day

Now and then I think
Of when you screwed me over
Sending me messages at night
On your flip screen Motorola

You see we talk fot twenty minutes
Then I always leave you on read
Twelve texts in a row
Is the last thing that I need

Sharon it's early
In the morning
Your take on the great
Financial crisis isn't for me

Sharon just wait up
It's boring
Go and pester someone
That isn't me

And when it's time to go
She won't know the answer to
What's been going on

And it goes to show
Despite reading the
Financial Times being left
With nothing to say
The world live another day