G  Em  G  Em  Am D G Em C  G

[Verse 1]
G                           Em
Never robbed a bank I never stole a car
G                            Em
Never pumped no bullets into Johnny Law
Am              D            G     Em
Always payed my taxes always drove below
    Em             D       G
the speed limit in my home town

[Verse 2]
G                               Em
Always had a girlfriend, yeah I always had a job
G                       Em
Never drank no alcohol, always flapped my jaw
Am             D             G         Em
Never raised a finger till I heard the lord
Em            D       G
Blowin on his old war horn

[Interlude]

G B Em D

G B Em D

Em D C

Em D C

[Verse 3]
G                                         Em
Always smoked them cigarettes, yeah never smoked no dope
G                                Em
Always had an alibi, yeah always had some hope
Am               D               G       Em
Never thought no evil could have settled down
Em               D       G
In the people of my home town

[Verse 4]
G                               Em
Never met no witches no I never met no ghosts
G                            Em
Never sent no howlies to the fire below
Am             D             G         Em
Never carried weapons till I heard the lord
Em            D       G
Blowin on his old war horn

[Outro]

Em  C  G

Em            C       G
Blowin on his old war horn

G  B  Em   Cm   Em  Cm

G  B  Em  Cm  Em  D  C  G