I was nearly drowned by a God damn priest
On the day that I was born
Daddy's little demon from the tip of the womb
They try to hide me like kiddie porn
I don't wanna be a cross bearing
Lemming like matthew luke and john
Wearing virgin white never felt that right
'Cause it's the horns that turn me on

I'm an abomination in this christ-driven nation
Hell bound and heaven spent
I'm the worm in eve's apple rotten to the core
Get off my father fucking 10 percent
I got so drunk on blood of christ
His big balls got me seeing double
I'm not here to start a fucking cult
I just wanna start some female trouble

Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan
Hey!
Hail satan
Hey!
I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around

I'd rather depend on a sugar daddy
Than depend on a holy father
I'd rather drop dead of dehydration
Than depend on your holy water
Stick your fist in my aspetorium you know
I use it as an ash tray
Jim baker's in the trunk
And I'm riding shotgun with mrs. Anton lavey

I got a stiff 666 under my skirt all you got is a burning bush
Jesus is your grown up santa clause
And pat robertson needs to flush
Keep your white-hood
I look best in red let me be your wicked witch of the west
You can keep your 700 clubs I'm no damsel in distress

Hey!
Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan!
Hey!
I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around
Praise the lord!

God told me to kill you!
Revelations 21: 8
The cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers
The sexually immoral, those who practice the magic arts
And those who worship idols, and all the liars
Their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur
This is called the second death

Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan!
Hey!
Hail satan
Hey!
Hail satan
Hey!
I burn the good book I'm the baddest witch around
Satan is a biscuit!