C
Hello Wall!
C7       F                C
I didn't see you standin' there
               
Did I hurt you?
     D7                 G7
Boy, I sure did hit you square
         F
Now, one of us is plastered
    C
And I'll let you guess who-o-o-o
     F     C
Just imag- ine -
G7           C    F C G7
Bumpin' into you.

[Verse]
     C           
Hey, Wall! Hello!
C7          F                 C
Why did you let them move the door
                       
And the ceiling, Hello!
   D7             G7
It used to be the floor
      F
Some- one came while I was out
    C
And changed it all around
   F        C
Or could it be -
    G7              C     F C
I'm standin' upside down?

             G7
That chande- lier, it's all lit up
        C
It just took a swing at me
          D7
And some- one put the bathtub
               G7
Where the com- mode used to be.

[Verse]
       C               
Hello! Bedsheet! Hello!
  C7    F                 C
I think I'd better lay me down
                                 
You know, I can't sleep; Hell No!
       D7                 G7
If the bed keeps spinnin' 'round
          F
There's a picture on the headboard
          C
Hey! I've seem those folks before
          F    C   G7                C     F C
Son-of-a- gun! I'm in the house next door.