INTRO:
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CHORUS:
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Crazy ain't original these days 
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The world was going half-crazy anyway
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Anything you can think of, it's all been done before 
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Crazy ain't original no more 


VERSE:
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Checking in and out and in and out of rehab 
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It ain't quite the shame it used to be 
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Well you're just a bigger star 'cause one bad 
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Mug shot makes you much more interesting 


CHORUS:
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Crazy ain't original these days 
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The world was going half-crazy anyway
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Anything you can think of, it's all been done before 
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Crazy ain't original no more 


VERSE:
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Well those neighbors we all tried to stay away from 
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Twelve kids were not enough, they had thirteen 
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What everybody used to call a freak show 
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Well now we call reality TV 


CHORUS: 
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Crazy ain't original these days 
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The world was going half-crazy anyway
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Anything you can think of, it's all been done before 
  A           E          A
Crazy ain't original no more 


INSTRUMENTAL:   A  D A A A E A A


VERSE:
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And all those bankers down on Wall street riding Harleys 
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Weekend warriors breaking all the rules 
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All those grandmothers with their cosmetic surgeons 
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Do their best to look like they're still in high-school 


CHORUS:
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Oh, Crazy ain't original these days 
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The world was going half-crazy anyway
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Anything you can think of, it's all been done before 
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Crazy ain't original no more 
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Anything you can think of, it's all been done befooooooo-ore 
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Crazy ain't original no more