Pearly Gates :
I was just looking for a parking space
Stole my last one at the pearly gates
Wept tears of joy os I squeezed in
Slipped between those bumpers like rolling flint

But the entrance to the it's got a human lock
I don't think he likes my looks
Charged the halo's light
I thought I had it made
But they'd like to hang me up on a hook
The time to run is now

Grab the curtain's cord
Pull it down
Dignified end to an awful rout
Stranded in a place that can't be redeemed
Forced to ride the pine with the second team

And the entrance to the lot has a human lock
I don't think he likes my looks
Judging by my day you'd think I have it made
But they want to hang me up on a hook
I can't believe it
The time to run is now
Now is the time to run