Well I've got a friend.
I like him a lot.
Well I've got this friend.
And he's known as Pot.
So let's smoke a bowl.
Just you and I.
We'll smoke a bowl.
And get fucking high!!!

Well I've got a friend.
He's got lots of smoke.
I wish he'd come over.
Then we could all toke.
We'll get real high.
And have lots of fun.
If you want to get higher,
Roll another one!!

Well I've got a friend.
I like him a lot.
Well I've got this friend.
And he's known as pot.
I like to get stoned.
And that ain't no shit.
I wish the government.
Would legalize it!!!!