[Intro] Am  F  C  G

Am             F                                     C G
  So of course, you were supposed to call me tonight
Am
   You were supposed to call me tonight
F
  We'd have gone to the cinema
C
  And afterwards the restaurant
G
  The one you like in your street

Am
   We'd have slept together
F
  Had a nice breakfast together
C
  And then a walk in the park together
G
  How beautiful it would have been


Am
  You would have said: "I love you"
F
  In the cutest place on earth
C                            G
  Where some little vines are dancing with the fairies


Am                    F
  I would have waited like a week or two
C
  But you never tried to reach me, no
G
  You never called me back


Am                                      F
   You were dating that bleached blonde girl
C                          G
  If I find her, I swear...I swear

     Am
I'll kill her
     F
I'll kill her
C
  She stole my future
G
  She broke my dream
     Am             F
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
C                             G
  She stole my future when she took you away


Am
   I would have met your friends
F
  We would have had a drink or two
C
  They would have liked me, cause
G
  Sometimes I'm funny
Am
I would have met your dad
F
I would have met your mum, she'd have said
C                       G
"Please, can't you make some beautiful babies"
An
So we would have had a boy called Tom
   F.                    C
And a girl called Susan, born in Japan


G
I thought it was a love story
Am
But you don't want to get involved
F
I thought it was a love story
C                            G
But you're not ready for that
Am
Me neither


     F
I'll kill her
C                    G
She stole my future, she broke my dream
    Am              F
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
C                         G
She stole my future when she took you away


Am
She's a bitch, you know
F
All she's got is blondeness
C
Not even tenderness, yeah
G
She's cleverless
Am                                      F
She'll dump your ass for a model called Brendan
                  C
He will pay for a beautiful surgery
       G
'Cause he's full of money



Am                    F
  I would have waited like a week or two
C
  But you never tried to reach me, no
G
  You never called me back


Am                                      F
   You were dating that bleached blonde girl
C                          G
  If I find her, I swear...I swear

     Am
I'll kill her
     F
I'll kill her
C
  She stole my future
G
  She broke my dream
     Am             F
I'll kill her, I'll kill her
C                             G
  She stole my future when she took you away

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Am
Man, I told you
F
You know, if I find her
C
I, really
G
I mean, I'll kill her, for real
An               F
Thats for sure, you have to know
C
I mean, you know
G
I can do it
Am
Man, I'll kill her!