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[Verse 1]
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Cleopatra's favorite cat
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Got his hands on Caesar's spats
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The heat was on as you could see
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So he front 'em to Mark Antony
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Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me."
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"My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me."


[Verse 2]
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Caesar had an eye for clothes
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He saw them spats and said, "I like those."
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Caesar had no thing to say, except
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"Jesu Christi Domine
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Et tu, Brute
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Jesu Christi Domine
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 Et tu, Brute."


[Verse 3]
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The senate tried to sympathize
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It was the cat they should despise
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Informant told his whereabouts
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Centurions to seek him out
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Centurions!
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  There go the centurions


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[Verse 4]
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Cleopatra's favorite cat
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Cleopatra's favorite cat
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Brutus had to turn his head
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When this cat done went and said
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"If he's got this thing for shoes
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He just might be ambitious, too
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They got holidays all in his name
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And all a tyrant needs is fame
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Those fascists don't play pretty games
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Egypt is the place to be


[Bridge]
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But Rome is a democracy
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Rome!"
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"My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me."
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"My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me."


[Verse 5]
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Caesar never got them back
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'Cause they killed his ass in the second act
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Brutus spoke, then Antony:
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Said, "My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me
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Friends, Romans, can't you see
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My girlfriend's cat is smarter than me
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Egypt's biggest rivalry:
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Cleopatra's cat and me."


[Tag]
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Cleopatra's cat and me."
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Cleopatra's cat and me."
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Cleopatra's cat and!"


[Outro]
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