INTRO: D - G - D - G [SALLY] D Look at me, with my pigtails so tight G You'd think that I might explode, right? D Look at me, with my arms in a twist G Not alarming I missed the right road [MS. COOTER] A It's not too late D To turn around G And find a better way [SALLY] A It's not up to fate D To lay the groundwork C A For a better day [MS. COOTER] You gotta F#m Shake it up Bm Put your hair down darlin' F#m Bm You really need to unwind [SALLY] F#m I gotta pick it up Bm 'Cause my life is calling G Asus2 A Me on the other line D F#m It's time to start over G And today is like A The first day of the year D F#m So get that chip off my shoulder! G 'Cause it's weighing me down Gm And keeping you right here [MS. COOTER] G D I want to get out Em D D7 See the great big world out there [SALLY & MS. COOTER] G D It's time to set out E 'Cause I feel A There's something in the air D A I might be losing my mind C Em But there's one thing that I know: G D G That I'm finally ready A D So ready to go! [SALLY] G Yeah, I'm finally ready A I'm ready to- (KEY CHANGE No. 1) B - E - B - E [JOEY, spoken] Yo! You ready to go, or what? [SALLY] Oh, yeah! Alright, let's go! [JOEY, sung] B Hey, Dick, does my hair look alright? [DICK] E Hell yeah, buddy You're a sight to see [JOEY, spoken] 'Kay good. (sung) B Listen up Just try to relax, E Cause a mishap's The last thing I need F# I wanna rise up B To the next level E Get off this middle ground F# I've got this yearnin' B Burnin' like the devil A F# I'm here for the rebound D#m Pass the ball G#m I know I'm on fire! [DICK] D#m Yeah, yeah G#m You're on a roll! [JOEY, spoken] I know! [DICK, sung] D#m What do you want G#m From your kingdom, sire? [JOEY] E F# I wanna take control B D#m I need a brand new game plan E No more warming benches F# Like I've done before [DICK] B D#m Get your head in the game, man (spoken) Here's what I'm thinking- [JOEY, sung] E Em Shit, she's comin' Out that door! [JOEY & DICK] E B G#m F# Ahhh! E B G#m F# Ahhh! [JOEY] B Say yes, Vanessa D#m E Yes, I must confess Em B Of my obsession with your design D#m I will not rest E No, not unless Em I find a way to make you mine E B I'm gonna get her Dbm If it's the last thing B B7 That I do [DICK] E B But just remember Dbm You can't get her [JOEY & DICK] F# Without you/me too! B B7 So buckle up, all you amateurs E Em 'Cause today were goin' pro Dbm D#m E We're finally ready F# B So ready to go! (KEY CHANGE No. 2) D - G - D - G [VANESSA, spoken] Hello? [TIFF NY, sung] D Hey Vaness OMG, would you guess G That I'm not wearing Undies today? [VANESSA] Eww D Oh, Tiff LOL, what's the diff? G You would still Take them off anyway [TIFF NY] A IKR [VANESSA] D BTW [VANESSA & TIFF NY] G Where are you right now? [TIFF NY] A We need to talk [VANESSA] D Oh, I totes see you! [VANESSA & TIFF NY] C A F#7 BRB Ciao, ciao! (KEY CHANGE No. 3) B - G#m - E - F#7 [OLD SNATCH, spoken] How's ya doin', Flopsy? [FLOPSY] Oh hey there, you Old Snatch! [OLD SNATCH, sung] B G#m When you've been around E F#7 The block as much as I have B G#m E F#7 You feel just like a CEO [FLOPSY, spoken] Oh, how's that? That must feel nice. [OLD SNATCH, sung] B D#m You see, I'm done with all these cocks G#m Em But they're not lettin' me retire! G#m F# B I tell ya, I'm ready to go! [FLOPSY] B G#m It's like living the same way E F#7 That an old pair of shoes do B G#m E F#7 Everyday's a one man show! B D#m They start to stink, then there's holes G#m Em And they don't fit the way they used to G#m F# B B7 I've had it! I'm ready to go! [OLD SNATCH, spoken] Look at us (sung) E We're just a couple of stiffs [FLOPSY, spoken] Ha! Now you're just being cute! [OLD SNATCH, sung] Em With a lifetime of "if's" [FLOPSY, spoken] Don't be so hard on us! [OLD SNATCH, sung] B And I wonder With someone else B7 Could life be more fair? [FLOPSY, spoken] Yeah! I mean it's not like... (sung) E We're some one-dick pony [OLD SNATCH, spoken] Oh, now who's being cute? [FLOPSY, sung] Em We could be more if only [OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY] E Someone out there F# Would answer our prayer! While's... we's... B G#m Waits to be delivered E F#7 Go ahead, cry me a river B We agree that there's G#m E F#7 No quid pro quo! [FLOPSY] B B7 So until that great vacation... [OLD SNATCH, spoken] E Em Save your tears for lubrication! [OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY, sung] G#m And lord have mercy F# B B7 Are we ready to go! G#m F# D G Mercy, are we ready to go (KEY CHANGE No. 4) [TIFF NY] F#m Listen up! Bm Vanessa, sweetie F#m Bm I do this 'cause I care [VANESSA, spoken] I know. [TIFF NY, sung] F#m This is war Bm Forget your peace treaty G A Justice is right over there! [VANESSA] D F#m I guess I could use a new guy G 'Cause it's been a while A And I am still so young D F#m Why not give it a try? G At the very least it Gm Could be kinda fun [TIFF NY] G D Hey now, Vanessa Em That's the girl D D7 I know and love [VANESSA] G D I've been so boring E Boy, I'm glad A I had a little shove! [VANESSA & TIFF NY] D Tick, tock A While the iron's hot C There's no time Em To take it slow G D G You gotta be ready A So ready to- [ALL] C G Go D Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh C G I'm ready to go D Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh C G I'm ready to go D Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh C G I'm ready to go D Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh E Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh (KEY CHANGE No.5) A C#m We're finally ready D And the time is right E For us to light a spark A C#m We're keepin' it steady D With our eyes on the prize Dm To get us through the dark D A I know there's so much more Bm A A7 To what I think I see D A I feel a change and the B Strange thing is E It's part of me A E My hormones are freakin' out G Bm And I think I'm gonna blow! [JOEY & DICK] D We're locked and loaded [SALLY & MS. COOTER] D Oh, so devoted [OLD SNATCH & FLOPSY] D Low and demoted [VANESSA & TIFF NY] D Totes, just toted! [ALL] D A D We're finally ready E A So ready to go!
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