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[Intro]
E5 Eaug (x4)

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Everyone knows Jesus
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The guy who healed the lame
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Well I am Jesus' brother
B7
Craig is my name

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Jesus is the prince of peace 
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Jesus is the lamb 
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Jesus is the son of god 
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But Craig don't give a damn

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Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night
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I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light
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I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20
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But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ

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I hang out with Leppers
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Barabas and Sodomay
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Jesus' friends are called apostles
B7
Those dudes are totally gay

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Jesus performs miracles
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From Galilee to Rome 
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But it would be a miracle
B7
If he brought a fuckin' lady home

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Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'
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Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'
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I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,
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But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn
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I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig
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Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

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Craig Christ

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Am
Jesus was our mother's fave
E
All her love to him she gave
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But theres no sibling rivalry
B7
When hes nailed to that tree

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And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do
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But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through
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And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how
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who and why and when and where is my messiah now

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Its fuckin' Craig
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Its fuckin' Craig
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Fuckin' Craig
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Fuckin' Craig
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Craig Christ
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Craig Christ
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Craig Christ
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I'm fuckin Craig