G     355433
G7    353433
Cmaj7 x35453
*  always strum once

[Intro]

  G°
E|----------------|
B|----------------|
G|---4------------|
D|-----5----5---5-|
A|--------5---5---|
E|3---------------| x 4

[Verse 1]

G°
 Absurd and sensible
G°
 Quite unacceptable
G°
 Let go, pull your leg off
G°
 Control, out of control

[Bridge]

Bm7*     E7*         Am7*
It's the bed wetting thing
                D7*
That brought us here, doctor
G7*      F7*         G*
It's the bed wetting thing (papa-papapapaaa)

[Verse 2]

G°
 You tripped, dog on a leash
G°                     G°        G°
 You had never noticed

[Bridge]

Bm7    E7    Am7    D7    G7    F7

E|--------------------|
B|--------3-3---------|
G|---4----4-4-4-4-----|
D|-----5------5-5-5-5-|
A|----------------5-5-|
E|3-------------------|

[Verse 3]

G°        G°
           Nothing to do with me
G°
 Says he weeing his feet

[Bridge]

Bm7*    E7*       Am7*    D7*
Well it won't go away overnight
            G7* F7*        G*
But it will go away in the end (papa-papapapaaa)

[Interlude]

G        F        G        C

[Chorus]

 G
"You did such a great job, with the boiler last time
        Fmaj7/C
Please, can you mend my baby, he hasn't moved for three weeks"
Cmaj7                Bb                        Fmaj7/C
  "Don't they use coffins, when they are that small
               Bb
I don't want lizards poured in my house"
 G
"Sir my chin has been getting rather hot lately
   Fmaj7/C
So lick your chin stand on a tall building in the stiff breeze"
Cmaj7                   Bb
  "Don't know what to do, It's saturday night
Fmaj7/C             Bb
  I seek good advice  from who knows what's right"
 Cmaj7                     Bb                 Fmaj7/C
"Why don't you ring friends  and go for a few drinks
                Bb
And then go see a movie?"

G        Fmaj7/C

 G
"Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?"
 Fmaj7/C
"I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself"
 G
"Did you prescribe my daughter a pound of heroin?"
 Fmaj7/C
"I'm sorry, I can't see, I think I've blinded myself"
Cmaj7            Bb
  It isn't a spot, it is a baby
Fmaj7/C              Bb
  You're not a doctor, you're a wanker