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[Verse 1]
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Well I wish I had some memories   that I'd keep inside my trunk
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I wish I had a nickel for every beer I've drunk
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And I wish I had me a sailing ship  that'd take me over the sea
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I wish I could talk you into coming home with me

[Chorus]
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Is this the part where I came in  Well, I've heard this song before
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Had a couple too many    but I think I can find the door
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And I do not know your name my friend
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But I've seen that face before
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Well I saw it in the Jail House   And I saw it in the war
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And I saw it in my mirror   A couple of times before
                                                       
[Verse 2]
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I wish I was the Candyman   Sweet as I could be
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In every town the ladies hang 'round   Just to get a taste of me
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I wish I was an opry star, or had me a PhD
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I wish I had the common sense  to be satisfied with me

[Chorus]
C                      E                      Am         E      Am
Is this the part where I came in  Well, I've heard this song before
C                                E          A7       D
Had a couple too many    but I think I can find the door
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And I do not know your name my friend
         C                  G
But I've seen that face before
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Well I saw it in the Jail House   And I saw it in the war
        G    D     C           Em
And I saw it in my mirror   A couple of times before

[Verse 3]
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I wish I had a magic pocket,  that'd keep all my money in
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I wish I knew a good excuse for all of my mortal sins
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Well they say to know the best in life, you gotta know the worst
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I wish that I had been the clown, who thought up that one first


[Chorus]
C                      E                      Am         E      Am
Is this the part where I came in  Well, I've heard this song before
C                                E          A7       D
Had a couple too many    but I think I can find the door
      G                  D
And I do not know your name my friend
         C                  G
But I've seen that face before
       G       D        C              G        D       C
Well I saw it in the Jail House   And I saw it in the war
        G    D     C           Em
And I saw it in my mirror   A couple of times before

Let me tell you
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I saw it in the Jail House
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It was on the post office door
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And I saw it in my mirror
    Em
A couple of times before
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Good People I saw it in the jail house
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I saw it in the war
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Lord I saw it in the mirror ... Fade out