This Hotel Room

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Oh this hotel room's gotta lot of stuff
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Laundry bag and shoe shine cloth
C
Thirty two hangers and touch-tone phone
                               G       C
Well a light that goes on when I ain't home
F              C
I' ain't home, I ain't home
                                     G     C
You better leave a message 'cause, I ain't home

[Verse 2]
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They got an air conditioner for when I'm hot
                          G        C
They gotta a radiator for when I'm not
C
And two big chairs sitting side by side
                      G  C
with a holy bible and TV Guide
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TV Guide, TV Guide
C                         G  C
Great God Almighty It's a TV Guide

[Verse 3]
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They gotta second story view from curb to curb
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They gotta a sign that says, please don't disturb,
C
They gotta monogrammed towel and bucket of ice
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A chest of drawers and a mirror that lies
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A mirror that lies, a mirror that lies
C                       G           C
That can't be me in the gorilla disguise

[Verse 4]
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They got a room service menu, for food and drink
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They gotta a porcelain throne and an aluminum sink
    C
And two big pillows to rest my head
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A Magic Fingers on a king size bed

[Verse 5]
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Drop in a quarter, and turn out the light
                       G    C
Magic Fingers make you feel alright,
F             C
Feel alright, feel alright
                        G    C
Magic Fingers makes you feel alright
F             C
Feel alright, feel alright
                        G    C
Magic Fingers makes you feel alright

[Verse 6]
    C
Now this ol' hotel's alright with me
                              G         C
They pay the postage when you lose your key
C
This hotel room has gotta lot of stuff
                   G   C
But I believe I've had enough

[Verse 7]
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And I called about baby, said don't you pout
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I'm packin' my bags and checkin' out
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Just as soon as you hang up that telephone,
                                G      C
Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home
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I'm comin' home, comin' home,
                                G      C
Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home,

[Outro]
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Comin' home, comin' home
C                               G      C
Put a candle in the window, I'm comin' home