Got a hair cut, took a shower, shaved and
Sprayed macho deodorant
Put on your brand-new jogging suit
Which cost a lot to your dad
And you feel so fresh

Daddy promised to borrow his
Mersedes benz
You're ready to show yourself
To your friends
Meet 'em and say hello
Think Ain't I a jolly good fellow
Then you see ugly long haired dirt bags
Which are farting, screaming and
Smelling bad
Are they really that childish, they
Make me feel sick

Tell 'em to leave this modern place
You're such a big disgrace
Don't you play your music here
What's that noice?
Now you'll

Get stoned!
Get stoned!
Get stoned!
Get stoned, your ears are bleeding
And you have become stone deaf
Get stoned, and get again until the end
'Till you're stone dead
So get stoned again

See your jogging suit ripping apart
Under it there is dirty black jeans
Take another overdose of music
Your hair's growing long and
Your bored mind is getting crasy

Get stoned!
Get stoned!
Get stoned!
Get stoned, your ears are bleeding
And you have become stone deaf
Get stoned, and get again until the end
'Till you're stone dead
So get stoned again