Never Messed With Me

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I met a cowboy
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His name was Tom
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I showed him everything
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And he showed me what love was all about.

Verse 2
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I like to party
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He liked to drink
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When you mix the two
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Then you have get orgy full of freaks.

Verse 3
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He went off runnin'
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With the girl next door
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When I find the hidin'
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They're gonna wish they never messed with me!