Mr. Hot dog man standing at the stand
Give me a bottle of coke
I'm dying of thirst, I think I'm gonna burst
And that's no fucken joke
Went to Mac Donald's for burger and fries
You know that my stomach was bigger then my eyes
Are you ready
Are you ready

I think I'm gonna Eddie
Are you ready, I think I'm gonna Eddie, are you ready
My names not Freddy, I think I'm gonna Eddie
Are you ready
Are you ready

Went to Kentucky for some chicken
Taste so good it was finger licking
Drove away went to pizza hut
Ate so much man, I had a sore gut
Are you ready
Are you ready

Well I guess by now you think
Think that I'm crude
Cause all I ever do is think about, talk about food
Well my friends they say that I'm a garbage guts
You guts
Well as long as I'm happy, feeling kind of crappy
It time I'm gonna throw it all up

I think I' gonna Eddie
(Repeat)
Someone help this guy
Oh my god…..