Am Dm   G         C       Am  Dm       G       C      Am
     I have this little thing,  it's probably just a fling
Dm     G       C      Am Dm    G            C      Am
  Two girls I like a lot,  I think they're really hot
Dm         G       C        Am   Dm       G      C       Am
  But I'm not sure if they know,  how my love began to grow
Dm    G      C      Am   Dm          G         C       Am
  It took a lot of time,   but right now it's solely mine

Am Dm G C


[Verse 2]

    Am
Today!
Dm    G     C    Am  Dm      G         C      Am
  I drew a mural of,   the things I'd like to love
Dm      G       C       Am  Dm         G         C        Am
  And where my heart resides, is with two girls with great eyes
Dm              G              C      Am
  If they just gave me a chance, I'd show them what they want
    Dm                     G         C
And teach them what they got
           Am              Dm                 G    C
I'd tickle each and every one of their fancies
                                 Am
Then I'd take the key to my heart   and open it
 Dm             G             C
   And let the love shine through


[Chorus]

Am            Dm         G              C
Mary Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
        Am        Dm          G             C
That I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man
            Am  Dm                G       C
And I think.........that it'd be totally cool
            Am          Dm              G                C
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school


[Verse 3]

         Am Dm
Mary Kate!
   G       C    Am Dm      G         C     Am
I saw you on TV,     you dressed up like a bee
Dm   G       C       Am  Dm
  Reminds me of the time, 
          G              C              Am   Dm
How it's gone, and it's gone, and it's gone
          G       C     Am       Dm     G       C
And it's sadness every day that passes without you
       Am             Dm             G 
And I really want, I really want, I really want
    C            Am 
to hold you both tight
     Dm              G                   C
And tell you you're mine, but instead I sing


[Chorus]

Am            Dm         G              C
Mary Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
        Am        Dm          G             C
That I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man
            Am  Dm                G       C
And I think.........that it'd be totally cool
            Am          Dm              G                C
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school


[Interlude]

Am Dm G C (over talking)

*[Phone call to Olsen twin's answering machine] on MMMM
or
["Yeah, I can play them a song, Uhh..but there's probably 
hundreds of songs out there. Maybe I can play them two songs
Yeah! Cause there's two of them....Yeah!"] on Complete Demos


[Chorus] (x2)

Am            Dm         G              C
Mary Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
        Am        Dm          G             C
That I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man
            Am  Dm                G       C
And I think.........that it'd be totally cool
            Am          Dm              G                C
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school


[Bridge]

C#
  I know that, life without
C#7               F#      F#m
You and you would be.....saaaaad

And I know it'd be baaaaad


[End Chorus]

Bbm           Ebm        Ab             Db
Mary Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
           Bbm         Ebm            Ab              Db
that your loveliness blossomed and I wanna hold your hands
            Bbm  Ebm              Ab     Db
And I think.........that it'd be totally cool
            Bbm         Ebm             Ab               Db
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school


[End Chorus 2] (x2½, fade out)

Bbm           Ebm        Ab             Db
Mary Kate and Ashley, I hope you understand
 (Once..........you.....learn to.......love me)
        Bbm       Ebm         Ab           Db
That I love you a lot, and I wanna be your man
         (Life......will......be.........alright)
            Bbm  Ebm              Ab     Db
And I think.........that it'd be totally cool
            (Once...you.........learn to love me)
            Bbm         Ebm             Ab               Db
If I hung around your apartments and enrolled in your school
             (Life.........will.........be............alright)