Tabbed By: Your Mom

player.  He is unbelievably sexy.

I?m pretty sure this is how the song is played.  Riff 1 should be played clean and Riff 2 should be played 
distortion.

(Standard Tuning)

Riff 1
e------------------------------------------------------------|
B------------------------------------------------------------|
G----------------3---\2-------------------------2---/3-------|
D-----------2-----------------------------2------------------|
A-------2---------------------------2------------------------|
E----0-------------------------0-----------------------------|

Riff 2
  (E)                              (F)      (G)
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--------2--------4--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]

Bridge:
  (D)                      (A)
[--2------------------I-----0--------------]
[--3------------------I-----2--------------]
[--2----strum---------I-----2----strum-----]
[--0------------------I-----2--------------]
[---------------------I-----0--------------]
[---------------------I--------------------]

Outro
  (E)               (F)    (E)               (F)   (E)               (F)   (E)
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--1--1--1--1--1-----2------1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--------0--]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0-----------]

Riff 1   (2X)

Riff 1
All the girls back in high school
Riff 1
Who wouldn?t go out with me
Riff 1
You all said I was a wierdo
Riff 1
And that?s all I?d ever be
Riff 1
That?s okay I don?t mind now
Riff 1
That you threw me on the floor
Riff 1
Thats okay cause I?m fine now
Riff 1
I don?t need you anymore
Riff 1
I can see all this time now
Riff 1
Trying to get you was a waste
Riff 1
Then again I?m okay now
Riff 1
Cause you?ve been replaced

     Riff 2
By a chicken
                       Riff 2
I don?t need humans anymore
                      Riff 2
I?m having sex with a chicken
                             Riff 2
She lays her eggs and then I score

Riff 1  (4X)

                        Riff 2
You all thought I was a geek
                          Riff 2
I?m having the time of my life
                       Riff 2
I stick my dick in her beak
                      Riff 2
And finger her with a knife


Bridge:
           D
I?ve tried horses
           A
I?ve tried sheep
           D
I?ve tried cows
          A
I beat my meat
                D
When I?m with a chicken
          A
I feel at home
            D
She rubs my dick
                  A
Till it begins to foam
                            D
I wanted you to go out with me
        A
But you won?t
    D
Now chickens make me hard
        A
And you don?t

                        Riff 2
You might see be at the farm
                          Riff 2
You might see me in black leather
                       Riff 2
You might see me in my car
                    Riff 2
Whacking off on her feathers

Outro  (4X)

Mmm, Tastes like chicken