Drunk on the steps of a bar with a silly name
Hands numb from the cold
White shirt, black mascara stains
Cracked my phone
Got hit on by a tourist from Canada in a cowboy hat
Told a stranger that if you had just apologized
I'd have taken you back

But you didn't
And I know it's none of these random people's business
That I'm still dealin' with the drama you inflicted
But they listened
Which is more than you ever did

This isn't me missin' you, this is me pissed at you
Don't get it twisted, you don't deserve the attention
I'm sure you would love it if you knew I was strugglin'
You don't need to rub it in, yeah, I get the message
I'm drunk on the steps (Drunk on the steps), I'm clearly a mess (Clearly a mess)
You've come out ahead, hope you feel like a man

Maybe your name on my tongue makes me nauseous
Or maybe I've just got the spins
Maybe I'm havin' an allergic reaction to seein' you win (Hm)
Don't think I can take one more love song from this cover band
It's killin' me just sittin' here knowing you've got the upper hand

This isn't me missin' you, this is me pissed at you
Don't get it twisted, you don't deserve the attention
I'm sure you would love it if (Love it) you knew I was strugglin' (Strugglin')
You don't need to rub it in (Don't need, yeah), yeah, I get the message

I'm not cryin' 'cause I want you back
I'm cryin' 'cause you made me mad
Don't you see, it's simple math? (Six or seven)
Drinks plus four, five months without apology
Are bound to set me off, you see
It's 101 psychology
Repeat it till it's true
This isn't me missin' you

This isn't me missin' you, no, this is me pissed at you
Don't get it twisted, you don't deserve the attention
I'm sure you would love it if (Love it) you knew I was strugglin' (Strugglin')
You don't need to rub it in (Don't need, yeah, don't need), yeah, I get the message
I'm drunk on the steps (Drunk on the steps), I'm clearly a mess (Clearly a mess)
You've come out ahead, hope you feel like a man (Hope you feel like a man)