Pyramania

A    D   A  G  C B  E

[Verse 1]
E
There are pyramids in my head
E
There's one underneath my bed
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And my lady's getting cranky
E
  Every possible location
E
Has a simple explanation
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And it isn't hanky-panky

[Chorus]
C#
I had read
C#
Somewhere in a book
C#                                    A#
They improve all your food and your wine,
A#
it said
A#
That everything you grow in your garden
                    G
Would taste pretty fine, instead

All I ever get is a pain in the neck
B
And a yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap

[Verse 2]
E
I've consulted all the sages
E
I could find in yellow pages
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But there aren't many of them
E
And the Mayan panoramas
E
On my pyramid pajamas
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Haven't helped my little problem

[Chorus]
C#
I've been told
C#
Someone in the know
                                 A#
Can be sure that his luck is as good as gold
A#
Money in the bank
A#                              G
And you don't even pay for it, if you fold
G
A dollar in the shape
G                                    E
Of the pyramid that's printed on the back

[Chorus]
C#
It's no lie
C#
You can keep the edge
                          A#
Of a razor as sharp as an eagle's eye
A#
You can grow a hedge
                                 G
That is vertically straight over ten feet high
G                                                  E
All you really need is a pyramid and just a little luck

[Bridge]
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E                                            Bm
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ooh
E                                            Bm
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-ooh

[Chorus]
C#
I had read, Somewhere in a book
C#
They improve all your food and wine
A#
And I've been told
A#
Someone in the know can be sure of his good luck
    G
And it's no lie
G                                                E
All you really need is a little bit of pyramidic help