Drinkin

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I drink white lightnin when the coyotes are out
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But them goddamn coyotes won’t leave me alone
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Mama said, son you know drinkin' is bad,
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But she had to get drunk to have sex with my dad
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Glifton he loves to beat his wife
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Thank christ she married ole granddad on ice
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Mr. Bartender don't be so slow
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I got time for another and a six pack to go

[Chorus]
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If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
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If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
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Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin

[Verse 2]
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I built my house out of beer bottles
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But I drank too much bourbon now it's all broken glass
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I went to Tucson to see my old lady,
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She didn't have a nose so I drove back home
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I don't need housing and I don't need women,
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I just need a bottle that I can crawl in,
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give me a bourbon or give me a beer,
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I’d listen to your story but I cut off my ear

[Chorus]
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If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
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If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
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Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin

[Verse 3]
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My wife got pregnant with a bottle of schnapps,
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The nurse and the doctor all called the cops
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When they got there we partied ‘til dawn
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I named that bottle Paul, Peter, and John
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I had my first drink at the age of three,
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I picked a bottle from the whiskey tree
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I grabbed it and drank it and got real drunk
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I learned how to cry and I learned how to fuck

[Outro Chorus]
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If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
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So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
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Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
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Give me a shot of what's left of the gin