Intro: Cm  Gm  G  Asus4  (x2)

   Cm                      Gm          D#
He always holds on to his girlfriend
                         F
That's where he likes to be
    Cm                            Gm
He like to wear the ball and the chain on his neck
   D#              F
A false sense of security

            Cm                  Gm
And when he goes he goes with a smile
            D#                   F
And when he goes he goes with a smile
            Cm                  Gm
And when he goes he goes with a smile
            D#                   F
And when he goes he goes with a smile

          Cm       Gm
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
 D#             F
Ra la la la la la la
          Cm       Gm
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
 D#            F
Ra la la la la la la la la la

B                     Cm
     The world is your oyster now
D#            F
     You can do as you want to do
B                    Cm
     The world is your oyster now
           D#                          F
     So go out and get high and get whatever you want to

Cm                  Gm
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na
D#                  F
Ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na, ma-na-na

    Cm                  Gm
He used to be a closet biker they say
    D#     F
A   1957   B-S-A
    Cm                  Gm
He used to collect writing paper
      D#                          F
They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of

          Cm       Gm
Desperate Andy a-a-a-a
 D#             F
Ra la la la la la la
         Cm       Gm
Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a
 D#             F
Ra la la la la la la la la la

B                      Cm
     The world is your oyster now
D#           F
     You can do as you want to do
B                      Cm
     The world is your oyster now
           D#                          F
     So go out and get high and get whatever you want to

B                      Cm
     The world is your oyster now
D#           F
     You can do as you want to do
B                      Cm
     The world is your oyster now
           D#                          F
     So go out and get high and get whatever you want to

Cm                 G
The world is your oyster
C            Asus4
The world is yours

      Cm          D#          C         F
It's yours it's yours it's your's it's yours
      Cm          D#          C         F
It's yours it's yours it's your's it's yours

           Cm                  D#
Gimme the chastity, gimme the sanctity,
           C    F
Gimme the wit, o-oh          (x 5)